One Week by Barenaked Ladies

Capo 2

     G    Cadd9   Em7    Dsus4  G/B
e----3----3-------3------3------3----|
B----3----3-------3------3------3----|
G----0----0-------0------2------0----|
D----0----2-------2------0------0----|
A----2----3-------2-------------2----|
E----3------------0------------------|

CHORUS
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          G                               G  Cadd9
Its been one week since you looked at me
G                                G  Cadd9            
   Cocked your head to the side and said Im angry
G                              G Cadd9
  Five days since you laughed at me saying 
G                   G Cadd9
Get that together come back and see me

(Same as above)
Three days since the living room,
I realized its all my fault, but couldnt tell you
Yesterday youd forgiven me
But itll still be two days till I say Im sorry

VERSES
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Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think
Youll think youre looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss I like the sushi 
Cause its never touched a frying pan

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like Leann Rimes
Because Im all about value Bert Kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits You try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake Id like a stinkin, achin shake 
I like vanilla, Its the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show, Cause then youll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow Cause its so dangerous,
Youll have to sign a waiver

PRE-CHORUS
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Em7                       Dsus4
   How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
G/B                 Cadd9   
 Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Em7                       Dsus4
  Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
 G/B                     Cadd9   
 Cant understand what I mean?  Well, you soon will
Em7                    Dsus4
  I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
G/B                 Cadd9   
I have a history of taking off my shirt

CHORUS
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Its been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said youre crazy
Five days since you tackled me
Ive still got the rug burns on both my knees
Its been three days since the afternoon
You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday youd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say youre sorry

BRIDGE
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e---------7------------7--|
B-------8-----8------8----|
G---7h9---------7--7------|
D-------------------------|
A-------------------------|
E-------------------------|

VERSE 2
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Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
Were dans la maison I hope the Smoking Mans in this one
Like Harrison Ford Im getting Frantic
Like Sting Im Tantric Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I dont make films
But if I did theyd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons arent always flying off the backswing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

PRECHORUS
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How can I help it if I think youre funny when youre mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
Im the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt


FINAL CHORUS
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It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said Im sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause itll still be two days till we say were sorry

Outro
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Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Itll still be two days till we say were sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

End on G.

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Now the fun parts, the lead guitar!
These are all done on electric, with a bit o' distortion, 
still cleaner sounding than the main riff.
Ed does them live, not sure about the record.

CHORUS RIFF
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  G             G  C   G(7)
e---------3--------0---1~------------------|
B---------3-----3--3---3~------------------|
G---------0-----0--0---0-----5b(7)b5-4~----|
D------------------------------------------|
A------------------------------------------|
E------------------------------------------|

BRIDGE SOLO
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e--------------|----------|--------------------------------------|
B--------------|----------|------------------------1--3~---------|
G--------------|-------0--|(4)b2-0---------------0--------2--0---|
D---0-/5--/9~--|-0--2-----|--------2--0--2---0-2-----------------|
A--------------|----------|--------------------------------------|
E--------------|----------|--------------------------------------|

e---------2----3---|
B------3-----------|   And straight into the 2nd verse
G---2--------------|
D------------------|
A------------------|
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