Bloodhound Gang-The Ballad Of Chasey Lain 

Riff1a
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D-11-x-11-11-11\9-9-x-9--9-9-9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6-x-6--6-6/9-
A-11-x-11-11-11\9-7-x-7--7-7-9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6-x-6--6-6/9-
E-9--x-9--9--9-\7-0-x-0--0-0-7\5-x-5--5-5/7\4-x-4--4-4/7-
  C#5       B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5       B5

Riff1b
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D-6-x-6--6-6\4-2-x-2--2-2/9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6--
A-4-x-4--4-4\2-2-x-2--2-2/9\7-x-7--7-7/9\6--
E--------------0-x-0--0-0/7\5-x-5--5-5/7\4-
  C#5       B5 E5        B5 A5        B5 G#5

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Verse (palm mute)
NC          C#5                E5                      A5       G#5
Dear Chasey Lain  I wrote to explain  I'm your biggest fan 
G#5              C#5                   E5                             A5     G#5 
I just wanted to ask  Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can 

Chorus
C#5                     E5
You've had a lotta dick (Had a lotta dick)
A5                      G#5
I've had a lotta time   (Had a lotta time)
C#5                         G#5  [no chord]
You've had a lotta dick Chasey  But you ain't had mine 

Riff1c
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D-6-x-6--6-6\4-6-
A-4-x-4--4-4\2-6-
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  C#5       B5 G#5

Riff1c

NC          C#5                 E5                       A5       G#5
Dear Chasey Lain  I wrote to complain  Ya never wrote me back 
G#5              C#5                  E5                          A5     G#5 
How could I ever eat your ass when ya treat your biggest fan like that? 

Chorus

Riff1c

NC          C#5                E5                        A5       G#5
Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain  This letter is my last 
G#5             C#5           E5                       A5     G#5 
As your biggest fan  I must demand You let me eat your ass

Chorus

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Bridge
NC   B5                                 C#5
P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad 
NC                E5                           B5         F#5
Now show 'em them titties    Now show 'em them titties             x2

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Would ya fuck me for blow?