Advert by Blur

        Food processor's are great!

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     1. It's six o'clock on the dot and I'm halfway home
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        I feel foul mouthed as I stand and wait for the underground
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        And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
          A        G        A           G           A            G   A   G
        I need something to remind me that there is something else

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Chorus: You need a holiday somewhere in the sun
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        With all the people who are waiting
                             G
        there never seems to be one
        Bm             F#            A      G   A   G
        Say something, say something else
        Bm             F#            A      G   A   G   A   G
        Say something, say something else


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     2. Advertisements are here for rapid persuasion
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        If you stare too long you lose your appetite
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        And a nervous disposition doesn't agree with this
                A            G    A            G  A  G      A   G
        You need fast relief from aches and stomach pains

        (chorus)

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        1       2       3       4       5       6       7       8       9
        A   G   A   G   A   G   A   G   A   G   A   G   A   G
       10      11      12      13      14      15      16

        Do you advert think?

        (chorus)

Transcribed by Barry Lyall <barry@lyall.demon.co.uk>