A                  G 
Grandma has new dentures
   A                  G	
To eat the crust of pizza
     A                     G
Been taken out by her daughter 
A	                G
Because she thought she ought'a
    A                   G
The kids are eating snickers
A                      G
Because they're so delicious
A                      G
Then there's sticky fingers
A	             G	     B    C
And mother loses her knickers

         Eb        Bb          C	
Bank holiday comes six times a year
          Eb               Bb        C
Days of enjoyment to which everybody cheers
         Eb                 Bb      C	
Bank holiday comes with six pack of beer
               C    Bb G
......then its back to work A.G.A.I.N.

A               G
Bar-b-que is cooking
A                G
Sausages and chicken
    A           G
The patio is buzzing
    A	                G
The neighbours they are looking
A                    G
John is down the fun pub
A                  G
Drinking lots of lager
A                         G
Girls and boys are on the game
A                        G    B    C
And all the high streets look the same