2) Scentless Apprentice
Drop D Tuning Down 1/2 step

Intro/Chorus:
1: 0  0 0 1 1 1 1 2 2 2 2 3/
2: 0  0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3: 0
4:
play that 4x then play:
5: 4 4 0 4  0 4 4 4 4 0 4
6: 4 4 0 4  0 4 4 4 4 0 4

Verse: (gradual bend)
    1/4---1/2-----1-------1&1/2-->
2: 0)0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3: 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8 8

Pre Chorus:
5: 3 3 3 3 3/5 5 5 5 5/7 7 7 7 7/8 8 8 8 8/10 10 10 10 10/12 12 15 12

Like most babies smell like butter, his smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless, he was born a scentless apprentice

Go away, get away, get away, get a-way

Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like semen
I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for pressing flowers

I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms
Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume
You can't fire me because I quit
Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

Go away, go away, go away, go away, go away