The Offspring-Me And My Old Lady

/ \ - slide
: - let ring
p - pull off 
h - hammer on


intro 
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main riff
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|-9-9-7-9-10/14\10-9-9-7-9-----|  this piece is played in 2 different
|-9-9-7-9-10/14\10-9-9-7-9-----|  rhythms, they're easy to figure out
|-7-7-5-7--8/12\-8-7-7-5-7-----|
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play the above four times, then play
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|-7-7-5-7-8/12\8-7-7-5-7-----|
|-7-7-5-7-8/12\8-7-7-5-7-----|
|-5-5-3-5-6/10\6-5-5-3-5-----| then go back to the beginning of the main

solo
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|-9:--9h10-12:--12-12p10--9-10-9-------------------|
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|--------------------7-10-7h8p7----7-10-7h8p7----7-10-7h8p7----7-10-12:--|
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|-9-9p7-9p7--------------------------------------------------------------|
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chorus
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|-9--9-/7-7-7-7\9---7--7-/5-5-5-5\7---------------------9--9-/7-7-7-7\9-|
|-9--9-/7-7-7-7\9---7--7-/5-5-5-5\7---7--7-/5-5-5-5\7---9--9-/7-7-7-7\9-|
|-7--7-/5-5-5-5\7---5--5-/3-3-3-3\5---7--7-/5-5-5-5\7---7--7-/5-5-5-5\7-|
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repeat the above 3 times
the chorus finishes with
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outro
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|-5:--5-5-4-4:--4-4-2-2:---|
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lyrics

she ain't no ball and chain

me and my old lady 
lay in bed all day
when i say i love her
well she rolls the other way
but really she don't mean it
everything she says 
still if i believe in love 
there's nothing wrong
there's nothing wrong with my head

me and my old lady
sit and sip on wine
when she says she loves me
well i say that love is blind 
but really i don't mean it
everything i say 
still if she believes in love
there's nothing wrong
there's nothing wrong with her head

so what if we're making a scene now 
you know she don't give a shit
when she's pawin' and grabin' on me now
you know i don't mind a bit
it's all good and we
ain't gonna change now
the world is unaware 
so if you want go on and stare
cause we don't care

she ain't no ball and chain

me and my old lady
suck each other dry
when in that position
i'm the luckiest man alive
quenching our libidos 
passing time away
now that we believe in love 
there's nothing wrong
there's nothing wrong with our head