Check My Eyelids For Holes

Chords Used:
A       x02220
D/A     x00232
E       022100
D/F#    2x023x
G5      3x003x
                                 
Verse 1:
A                     D/F#
    I gotta lose weight 
   A         D/F#        
I, I swallow honey. 
A                D/F#
  Is my stand up show 
     A            D/F#
Still, still that funny 
A              D/F#
Am I back for good? 
            A              D/F#
I said that I, said that I would be 
A                 D/F#
She's down waist low 
   A              D/F#
Trying to make me happy 
        E D/F# E        D/F#
Because I like watching you
                        
Chorus:
                           D/F#           
It's time I tried tried to check my check
   G5                D/A
My eyelids check for holes. 
     A                     D/F#           
It's time I tried tried to check my check
   G5                D/A
My eyelids check for holes. 
                               
Verse 2:
A             D/F#
    Two weeks late 
   A                   D/F#
I, I, I gotta test for babies 
A                    D/F#
Shop take is falling low. 
          A                  D/F#
I'm not going back to the factory
        E D/F# E      D/F#
Because I like what I do 
                       
Chorus:
                           D/F#           
It's time I tried tried to check my check
   G5                D/A
My eyelids check for holes. 
     A                     D/F#           
It's time I tried tried to check my check
   G5                D/A
My eyelids check for holes.
                        
Solo:
A       D/F#      G5       D/A   x2
                        
Chorus:
                           D/F#           
It's time I tried tried to check my check
   G5                D/A
My eyelids check for holes. 
     A                     D/F#           
It's time I tried tried to check my check
   G5                D/A
My eyelids check for holes.
     A                  D/F#           
It's time I tried, It's time I tried
     G5                 D/A
It's time I tried, It's time I tried
     A                  D/F#           
It's time I tried, It's time I tried
   D/A               A
To check my lids for holes

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